Sneaky Tricks for Snagging Dates And Meeting People by John Harold McCoy - Available free on Smashwords.
Ok ... you're 5 feet tall, weigh three hundred and ninety pounds, have a flat head, a hunchback, and your dog won't play with you unless you've got food. Is there any hope? Damned straight there is. Just take Uncle John's advice and you'll be breathing heavy in the back seat of a late model crew-cab pickup truck in no time.
In the following pages, Uncle John presents the most efficient ways to get somebody of the opposite sex to mess with you.
Ok ... you're 5 feet tall, weigh three hundred and ninety pounds, have a flat head, a hunchback, and your dog won't play with you unless you've got food. Is there any hope? Damned straight there is. Just take Uncle John's advice and you'll be breathing heavy in the back seat of a late model crew-cab pickup truck in no time.
In the following pages, Uncle John presents the most efficient ways to get somebody of the opposite sex to mess with you.
